On his blog, if you don't read it regularly, you know, if you have an actual life unlike myself at this point, Arj said he was involved in an accident. Driver turned across the path of an on-coming vehicle, and they got pretty well squished. Arj said he thinks it fucked up his neck again. Any volunteers for massage?

WHOA!

1002 post! When was the 1000th

you made it were no one will ever likely go.

Glad to hear Arj is okay

Yeah, and I didn't get a prize, or nuthin'. Nobody loves me. At least one comedian seems to hate me (not Arj, but it is a friend of his who is apparently completely out of his fucking mind), and I only got there because I have no life, and time, such as it is, is spent waiting on other people, much like RIGHT NOW. I'm waiting for Laura to show up to take me to get my truck in the woods where the fucker ran out of gas last night, so I got to walk a zillion miles out of the woods in the dark, in the rain, with a bad knee, and I would gladly mainline morphine right now for the pain.

I am still waiting for my chocolate chip cookies from Bern for making it to 500 first ;)

I'd offer a massage, but then my expertist in massaging isn't located anywhere near the neck....

badumbum! :P

If you get cookies for making it to 500 first, what do *I* get for making it to 1000 first? Huh? HUH???? TELL ME!!!!!

*sound of crickets*

Damn. Nobuddy wubs me.

Nuckle sandwich? No? I dunno, I'll buy you a enough Cuervo shots to kill a mule when you finally get your ass down here, is that a good one? huh? huh? :P

I don't drink tequila. But I HAD MY ASS DOWN THERE!!!! But where were YOU? HUH? I was being held hostage on a military base, and you were nowheres to be found! By the way, chickenhead, the jeans that wouldn't even fit me then? Are too big now...woo, yeah! Go me!!!!!! We need to meet up in SF...why do I have to drive all the way to LA???? HUH???? We need to haunt someone anyhow, unless you're taking me to go SOAD hunting in YOUR neck of the woods...er, urban jungle.....but I'd rather scare other people in SF, to tell the truth....

lol I know who you wanna scare in SF oh evil one.
Actually SOAD lives in Burbank which is like 10 minutes away from me, and of all people, my own brother has been there and got to hang out with them. *sighs*

Ok we'll figure something out, if Arj goes to SF with no plans of dropping by Hollywood before running away to Australia again then we'll make it a SF meeting.

Oooh I'll be able to harrass John in person! sweet!

Why would they wanna hang out with a dork like your brother, Guppy? Besides, we're oh so much cooler than him. We're cooler than he can even imagine.

Oh please, may I have the one that looks like a short, balding rat? I think they know him as their guitarist. I really need a spoiled, tantrum-throwing, obnoxious, hypocritical man-boy. I do. Really. Okay, maybe not. I'd hurt him. Absolutely. Just for fun, even. Although, I must agree with his statement: "I hate you, I hate the world, everyone should die." Most of the time. And I get to save whomever I wish to inhabit my little oasis with me. And BOY, am I gonna be picky.

John the drummer is my own personal drumstick...

or soon will be, I dont know I haven't really decided yet. :P

Someone needs to use some drumsticks on that petulant guitarist...."Save the planet...so I have room to drive my Hummer....kill the phony people...except my supermodel groupie girlfriend...." I hate people like that. Take whomever you want, hon, just allow me to kick that little punk. Hard.

Ahahahaha. An armo pissed off Marie. I feel like smiling... ok off to liqa myself up nighters!

Isn't that the Armo men's job? Piss off everyone they can?

Yessir!
They don't bother to take names either, they just ride in their Beemer wearing all that gold annoying all man kind. ;)

Yes, well...those on you on MySpace may know...Anoush has been in an accident as well. What is wrong with you people? At least Arj wasn't doing the driving when he had HIS accident, but Anoush and JuneBug were...both have had their cars totalled. Anoush isn't badly hurt, either, but the ho'mobile is toast. Let's hope the bitch that decided to pull a turn in her pathway has good insurance, and a new ho'mobile will be on the road soon...

Hope JuneBug is doing better, despite his pants-less video (still don't wanna see that), and hope Anoush is feeling better again real soon. She's also had a cold. Let's blame her accident on an addiction to cold medication, 'kay?

GET BETTER, SQUOOSHIE!!!!!!

I hope that they're both fine and thank goodness they weren't injured seriously. I hadn't checked out the myspace because I wasn't a member but now I am, so I'll have a look at the blog. My space is at http://www.myspace.com/littlemissdaydreamer and my only friends at the moment are tom and poopy (thanks for letting me add you poops) because all my real friends don't actually have the time to create blogs. So feel free to check it out although there isn't much there at the moment. Oh and once again I'm glad that no one got hurt badly.

Cheers ;)

Apparently she got a few deep gashes (don't know about stitches, but if they're deep, most likely), and now she can't get to her new job interview (Of which I have no doubt she'd have been hired) and also has no way to get to school, which was starting soon. She also has a lot of bumps and bruises, and as said before, the Ho'Mobile is totalled, and I hope that bitch has good insurance, but that shit takes time. Hey, I'm STILL waiting to get paid for a sign I did over a YEAR ago that was a replacement for one some old lady took out when she fell asleep at the wheel! We're just lucky that's ALL that happened in that accident, since the shop owner and I had been sitting on the bench out front when it happened, and if she hadn't swerved when she did, she would have ran right into us. That's $200 I'll probably NEVER see...