ok I just wanted to open up a topic like this in the event that maybe we get some more animators here later but also right now I'd like to ask Bernard a lil ? of my own:
How would I go about coding this-
I am making a site with a little moose as a guide. The main page will be placed in StrandedMoose Inc.- a sort of factory with the lilmooseguid standing there. Just for a bit of entertainment, I want to be able to make a button to activate a meat grinder that he would get thrown into. Now here's the hard part: after he gets killed/mangled, I'm going to have a tube that you can click on to shoot out a new lil moose. I need to code that button so that it will only provide a new moose when the old one is gone, and otherwise do nothing but maybe make a DENIED sound. also, I need a code that makes sure only one button's action can take place at a time, so like you cant watch two buttons actions at once.


mmm post if you have any ?s I know it is long and confusing.

Hah! Guess what I found in my thrifty shoppings the other day? A MOOSE cookie cutter! I got it because of Arlo Guthrie's "Mooses Go Walking"...that's what I think of every time I see a moose...not that I see a lot of them...well, NE WA I guess has some...one was spotted in Bellingham once...the Mariners have moose for a mascot...then there's that Northern Exposure thingy, until the moose got too big for his Hollywood britches...then he became moose steaks, I believe. Or he went to a zoo...not sure which.

I hope I am never the moose steak

I hear moose takes a lot of tenderizing...that's why rednecks prefer to tenderize them with a Chevy.

I hear that the common moose will often lay in the road, as if he were hit and killed. He then waits for the opportune moment, when the driver goes to pick him up and throw him in back, the moose will often then jump up, beat the man with the antlers and jack the car. Yeah I read it in like ZooBooks... last week... on a red couch... inabearsuit... yes she'll believe that

Oh Boy Moose - you are so asking the wrong person. But ask someone at my mate Adam's site - they'll reply in aminute - www.oohbitey.com. I know nothing about Flash.

They'll also steal the guy's wallet, and if he has a twelver of Bud in the back, all the better. Drunk moose with money on them are very, VERY dangerous.

they are, especially if they pick up a couple of badgers or squirels, its crazy shit!!!

Oh man, badgers, they know how to party, but they get crazy drunk, then, WATCH OUT! Worse than a whole bar full of drunk Indians! You just NEVER know what's gonna happen! Just hope that moose ain't friends with any wolverines, though, they're ALWAYS in a bad mood, and they get worse with tequila! Deer are pretty mellow party animals, but they get them long legs all tangled up, or they walk in front of cars and give that 'drunk deer in the headlights' look, and then, BAM!! It's all over for 'em.

Now, what was this thread supposed to be about? Oh yeah...mooses come walking...

Speaking of tequila *hiccup* I just had like *counts on fingers* 6teeuth shots.... its warm going down :D

Anywho's moose are crazy... wolverine's are crazier.... men with blue balls are the craziest animals ever created.....

I think the idea's for your site are gonna be sweet when up and running bro let us know .

Ooh...from drunk deer to drunk, but returned, Squooshie Wooshie Anoushies!!!! I just picked up a copy of National Geographic because it had a photo of a meerkat on the cover!!! And for the last edit, another photo of a meer, to which someone at the magazine said, "There's already too many meerkats in this issue." To which the other person replied, and I second, "You can never have too many meerkats." Huzzah! To meerkats! *clinking of shotglasses full of tequila*. The author of the story concluded with, "...and yes, they're also the cutest animals I've ever seen." Yay for meers!!! *clink*

By the way, Moosie, my dear...send me your address...I'm going to have something that needs to go to you...and eventually, something for Junebug...but he knows what it is already...I just need his address, too.


WELCOME BACK, MY SQUOOSHIE WOOSHIE ANOUSHIE!!!!!!

I thought this was a discussion about flash coding. Wtf? a moose? a drunk? a thief? Does anyone here actually know any actionscript? :unsure:

Uh, hello? Earth to Jesse, come in Jesse....

Since when do we stay on topic? Are you NEW or what?

I don't know any actionscript at all

Yeah it did start with someone asking how to make a moose do stuff and then that moved to drunk moose, to drunk animals to.... i dunno

Just to all those who were wondering what was happening

Anyway, welcome to forums! :D

duh, that was my first post

Ummm, hello? It seems you sre new to the forum as well as being new to SARCASM!!! Err, Jesse, this is a forum about a cat that communicates by farting and a guy that ponders the nocturnal habits of the ewok! ? And after all that, you expect us to act in a manner that is serious, on topic and mature!!! You so silly!!!

But ok, fun aside, yes we do occasionally get serious on this site. Thanks for having your homepage linking to arj and poopy, way cool. If you post a question it may get answered.

Would you look at that! how on earth did i become the arj and poopy ambasidor!!! i can't spell!! i blame it on the fact its 5.58am on a friday night (saturday morning) and i just got home!!

Geez...newbies. I mean, check out the site before posting, huh? I'm in a cruel mood today...I went crawdad fishing. I stressed out a bunch of small, lobster-like crustaceans with a chunk of icky chicken flesh, teased them to take a bite, then yanked them out of the water...but, instead of boiling them (OUCH), I put them back. Then I heard something growling. Then, I heard it again...I finally tracked it down to a raccoon, and I don't know if it was upset with me, or the beaver, upon whose dam it was trespassing. I finally fed the icky chicken to the crustaceans, no strings attached (literally), and drove home. I have a headache. And if there's a topic here, I'm unaware of what it is...and I have spiders in my hair. And I found a camper I'd like...it's only $150. I'm going to stick it on my truck and go to Jesse's...camp in his yard...so I can smack him when he fails to see the humour in the world around him.

I just added the arj and poopy link to my site, mostly because whenever i mention it to anyone; they ask me the url and forget about it. This way, I can just tell them to view my links section.

I'm always in search of good flash to add, so if any of you know any good sites, link me.

Plus+ I'm not here to fight with anyone, or to give anyone any BS. I'm not uptight, I know sarcasm ;) , I want to help with any questions. I'm a pro at actionscript and am starting to animate but I need to work on creation on characters first.

Its ok, we're just playing with you, winding you up a little, you know!! phasing the new guy!!!

Actually guys, this may explain our non-returning members problem!!! only the strong witted will survive!!!

Any how, sorry jesse, we're not trying to scare you!! oh, wait we were!!

ok, so next time I'll turn away from the corner and possibly sit inside the circle. ;)

Just remember to enter the circle only from the East, and only walk deosil (clockwise), and only enter after being purified (smudged, censed, etc). Wait...are we talking Wiccan ceremonials here? Or square-dancing in a round house? Cherokee prayer circle? Hey, I was at one of them...the ground began to glow!!! Freaky and cool!

Again, what was the topic here?

I got losted in the woods today, and found an awesome little pond! Fish, salamanders...just too cool!!!

My dog is big. She's a wolf hybrid. She's called Aradia. She's 3/4 grey woof and 1/4 malamute. She's purty...but kinda dumb...

Where's Anoush?