To prove I can! XD, A spork rant...

[Kurisutaru-Chan]

Well, Maria. Now you have something to moderate. XD

Title of horror: MY SPORKEH RANT! =D!!!!

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Okay. First, isn't the NAME bad enough? I mean, THE NAME IS 'SPORK' FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!! Couldn't it be something like maybe... Fpok? Or Foroon! (Foroon sounds cool XD) But noooo. of COURSE not. It'd couldn't have a COOL name. It had to be a SUCKY name like SPORK!

Plus... Did you ever notice the shape? It's REDICULOUS! I know, it's supposed to be a cross between a spoon and a fork. But why is it mostly a SPOON and hardly any FORK?! They have these little hints of a fork... then the entire thing is a SPOON! DON'T YOU THINK THAT THE FORK WOULD FEEL LEFT OUT?!?! FORKS HAVE FEELINGS TOO, YA KNOW! But, if they DID make it more fork-ish-y, it'd look STUPID. Then people would pick on the spoon AND the fork! And their feelings will be hurt even MORE! >< IDIOT PEOPLE!

Either way, the spoons and forks are STILL left out? Ya know whyyy...?

BECAUSE PEOPLE KEEP OBSESSING OVER THOSE GODDAMN SPORKS! The FORKS were already left to ROT, because the STUPID inventor of those STUPID sporks were too buzy hating FORKS, that they hardly put any fork in the spork! >>; But NOW they can feel even MORE left out because people FORGET ABOUT THEM! -AND- THE SPOONS!

Yes, the spoons are forgetten too. NO ONE REMEMBERS POOR POOFY! NO ONE, I SAY! ;____________; *sniffle* BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT THE DAMN SPORKS! AND POOFY ISH FORGOTTEN-ED! ;______; Poor little Poofy...

But don't worry. One day, you'll forget about sporks and ALL the trouble they've caused. One day, you will. Ya know whyyy...?

BECAUSE THE MOST FORGOTTEN FORK (I can't remember who) IS PLANNING A FORK ARMY TO TAKE OVER THE WOOOORRLLLD! AND DESTROY ALL THE SPOORKS!

But then the SPOONS are going to feel even MORE left out. And they shall die and PUT A CURSE ON US AAAAALLLL!!!

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I'm done. =^^=

[Kurisutaru-Chan]

More! XDD

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And then, of course there's the knives! >>; THEY'RE FORGOTTEN, ALSO! But they're much BETTER than sporks. THEY CAN FREAKIN' CUT THE FOOD! SPORKS CAN'T! But sporks STILL think they're all powerful! They STILL think they rule over all. -____-;;;

But, ANOTHER One of the most forgotten utensils! THE SPATULAS! >>; DAMMIT, PEOPLE! YOU SHOULD BE BOWING DOWN TO THEM! WHO HELPS YOU COOK THE FOOD??! SPATULAS HELP COOK THE FOOD! AND, WITHOUT THE FOOD, YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO USE YOUR PRECIOUS SPORKS!!! >< WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!

... Plus you can't stab anyone with a spork. O.o; Because there's too much SPOON, and not much FORK...but I've already stated that. XD