Promo Thread

[JPAnderson]

Do what you all do best!

[Mizanin]

(The lights flash down in the arena and then the words "FutureShock" appears on the big screen and then "I came to play" sounds out to the bemused fans.A man swaggers out onto the stage,a silver hooded top over his head and he nods as he raises his arms in the air and a pyro explodes above his head.He nods in time to the music as he walks down to the ramp and then rolls under the bottom rope and into the ring.The man goes to the corner and stands on the ropes,he lowers his hood and smirks as he looks out)

HE:Who the heck is this guy?

JT:From notes I received before we came out here Ive gotta say this must 6CW's newest arrival,Antoine Mason.Besides that then we dont know a lot about this guy at all,just that Liederman seems to have got hold of him from some indy promotion in America.

HE:Well we are always on the look out for new talent here in 6CW,but I cannot comment right here,I dont know anything about this guy.

(Mason is handed a mic from the announcer,he laughs slightly as he looks around and then raises the mic to his mouth and begin to talk in a deep Baltimore accent)

Mason:Yeah why dont we cut the hostilities,the fancy introductions and all that because quite frankly they make me wanna puke my frickin guts out.

(Crowd boo)

Mason:Oh no please dont boo me,I dont think my nerves could take it...haha who am I kidding,boo as much as you damn well like,end of the day I get a big fat cheque for being out in here in front of all you fat slobs,and the more you boo me,the more the management will bring me out here.Its a viscious circle and one that I tend on exploiting time and again.

JT:Looks like Mason isnt going to be such a happy go lucky kind of guy!

HE:You think?

Mason:I should of known when I arrived at the airport this morning that the 6CW was going to be a place full of minge-bag hominators but jetlag will do that to a son of a bitch. The airhostess was practically begging me to pound her into next week and the security woman at the airport searched me three goddamn times just so she could check out some real merchandise.

(Mason laughs and he unties his hooded top and reveals washboard abs,although he is getting booed there are alot of wolf whistles)

Mason:The one thing I will give Britain is that if a guy is ever in need of some satisfaction then he only need walk down the street.I mean these broads are given it away,I felt like the Godfather,tracks motioning on this Hoe-train,I mean its the only thing this rotting nation has going for it.

Your royal family is wack,your Prime Minster a definite closet homosexual,your council estates make West Bawlmore look like a frickin cresh.

HE:This is getting worse...

Mason:Oh the jeers are piercing me,please stop.Haha the truth hurts doesnt it Britain,you really think your a power in this world and yet all you are is the cesspit where everyone else dumps their sewage. The place is crawling with immigrants.I mean look at this dude here.

(Mason points to a man in the crowd,he is clearly of asian heritage)

Mason:Aint no way on earth that you are a British citizen,in fact you look like one of them fools that always on the TV praising Allah and condemning the nation,and yet they still give you chumps freedom of speech?

(The crowd are booing wildly now as the man shakes his head and mouths "I am British)

JT:We apologise folks for these comments being made,how on earth did we get hold of this guy?

Mason:Yeah whatever fool,tell it to Immigration,I got half a mind to get back there and ring them my damn self,start cleaning up this miserable country once and for all.And I can see it now,all those little cogs turning so you can comeback with an insult,but you aint got nothing,your too stupid to insult a guy like me.

And why I hear you ask,because I already be knowing what I am and any drawbacks you might try and find.You might same I am a dumb American,a phony gangster jackass but any stupid stereotypes are way off the mark.I aint no gangster,I aint running with no gang or peddling drugs out on the block.And I sure as hell aint no dumbass American,I'm from Baltimore and if any of you fools ever seen The Wire then you know how us real b-more badasses get down.

I dont stand here like some gung-ho action figure,I aint some sort of have a go hero that thinks I can take everyone down in the blink of an eye.What i am is street-smart,I can run this game with my eyes closed,I can manipulate and plant seeds in every far region of this operation,I am so far into an infiltration that you gonna feel like my 13 inch dick protruding from you grapefruit ass.

JT:

HE:Excuse me?

Mason:And its my deceptiveness that makes me such a big game player,there is gonna be some juiced up bodybuilders in the back that are masquerading as professional wrestlers who see me as just another victim.But I know,like they know,that there talent levels begin and end at the very start.I pull no punches and I aint gonna beat around no bush,the time for genetic freaks of nature and cock-gobbling transexuals has finished here in 6CW and all around the world for that matter.

You really think that a wrestling promotion can rely on guys like Percy Percival,or Engel Harlequin for that matter.You know Christopher Nolan should be on the phone right now with his attorneys ripping the door off the shitter for copyright infringment.You've got this big ginger casper wannabe that I am sure has a twin brother that you can see every monday night on the USA network.

This place seems to be swimming with the cast-offs of other promotions and then giving air time to cheap rip-offs from the major leagues.But I am all about creating a new identity and I aint gonna try and cover my tracks as I do it.

I speak the truth and whether you wanna cheer me or boo it really doesnt matter because at the end of the day i'm throwing it out there and I am going to make the 6CW's product mainstream.I will fight anyone,but I will do it on my terms and it will happen when I say so.

I am not here to pay my dues,to take an easy option or slog my guts out for no reward.If I see a shortcut then i am taking it,if I see an opportunity to take my dick out and piss on all of you pieces of crap then i am going to do it.Every single guy here is in it for the cheque at the end of the week,only difference is,I am the only fool who gonna tell you how it is.

You can all come here,blow your wad on this little wrestling dream of yours,hope for a little superstar interaction,and wave your banners around.But you see guys like Cobra,Perfect Jack,GazzyD...all of them guys that you call "heroes" are nothing but like-sucking parasites.They take your positive vibes and they piss it away like a crackhead in Vegas.

But me,I dont want your vibes,heck you can keep them along with your multiple STI's and your inbred children because I am here to win,and winning is something you will get very used to me doing around here,I promise you that.

Your first glimpse of the "Westside Wonder" will come next week,when I face a guy that they tell is called Tremorz.

(Crowd give an ok reaction)

Mason:Wow you can tell that jackass is top quality,cant even entertain you enough for a decent ovation.Ive got women more excited by just waking up in the morning.true story!

(More wolf whistles sound out but they are quickly drowned by "Asshole" chants)

Mason:Oh please,this cockroach actually thinks using Twitter is going to make him a big star?.Ever heard of Matt Hardy you dumbass,the internet will take a dumb jock like you and provide you ample opportunities to make an even bigger ass of yourself.The IWC is the most fickle support that you can garner and when your fat ass is scoffing down six cheeseburgers a day and your still saying your a "big shot" then thats when you will know where it all went wrong.

The fact that you even been a champion around here says more in five seconds then the "Best of 6CW 2010" DVD ever could

(Crowd boo)

Mason:Featuring such great moments as Percy Percival as a tag team champion,Engel Harlequin dressed up as a woman..oh no wait his freak ass always looks like that.A montage of twenty six superstars that all lasted one week and yet they still have the nerve to call this the greatest wrestling promotion around?

You know I even made that DVD up,because this lame ass industry doesnt even make merchandise like that for a washout like this.Not until they start bringing in main event stars that can actually sell and that,is where I come in.

HE:You know I am sure we sell DVD's every month of each PPV...

JT:We do,he is just winding everyone up.And he is doing a very good job.

Mason:Look back at all the great companies,the NWA,WWE,TNA,WCW,ECW and they all had names that brought them eternal success.Rock,Austin,Hogan,Cena,Flair,Sting,Tazz,Savage,Hennig,Race...among many,many others have put their companies on the map.But now finally the 6CW will join the elite and it will do it with the greatest superstar of all time at its helm.

I can already see the broads in this arena ready to get on they knees,legs in the air....pretty much D.T.F. and I only just arrived,you skanks are disgusting and I gotta admit I love it.I suggest security start evacuating all the fellas from this building cos the Hoe-Train is recruiting and your bitches are not going home with you tonight.

(Mason smirks as he backs towards the ropes and climbs out into the aisle)

Mason:Remember,monday night is when you can see all the drama unfolds,you get to see Antoine "FutureShock" Mason delivering a performance that would even re-instate Stevie Wonder's eyesight,

(Mason laughs and throws the mic back into the ring,"I came to play" sounds out again and the crowd boo heavily as Mason walks to the back with a smirk on his face)

HE:Well Antoine Mason is here in the 6CW and he has some bold claims,but will he deliver?.Can he make good on his promise and cement his place as one of the greatest stars in professional wrestling?

JT:He talks it well,that is for sure,but can he do it in the ring?.That is a question we will find an answer to next week on Escalation I am sure.

[The Lieutenant]

After Mason hits the back, the lights dim. Sparks fly up the sides of the video screen, as a thick cloud of smoke begins to fill the ring. The screen begins to run through various different moments interspersed with static, as if the feed was rapidly changing.

Voice: ...break the code?*static*...preceding announcement had been paid for by the 6CW World Order...*static*...least I have some sense of honor...*static*

Henry: What in the blue hell is going on here?

Voice: ...title will be mine!*static*...Rope choking, arm breaking, knee shattering...*static*...I'm joining neither of you!*static*

Jeff: You know, that sounds sort of like...

Voice: Calling Mu-Ceti-Mu, come in Mu-Ceti-Mu!!!

Henry: You know what this means? Mark Matzko will be back in 6CW!

Jeff: Don't be too sure about that.

Voice: And don't be too sure of this, Jeff.

The lights come up, and Jeff Thaddeus is sprawled on the floor.

[gazzyD]

The screen in the arena flickers on and starts to show the climax to the gazzyD and Engel battle from Fright Night, as gazzy gets the pinfall the screen turn black and then the initials EH appear on the screen

JT: Hey whats this? He lost his chance at a contract to gazzy last night

H: He was cheated you mean, I'm imagining Engel must want some revenge

JT: Who cares how it went down, he lost, he knew what he was getting into

Suddenly the EH is covered by the quit symbol (think no smoking sign) and 'airplanes' begins to play as the crowd begin to cheer wildly. Green and gold pyros fly out of the entrance area and gazzy emerges from the smoke clearly sporting injuries from the night before. He makes his way down to the ring tagging the hands of the fans as he does before gingerly climbing the steps and through the ropes into the ring, he grabs a microphone from ringside and stands beside a covered podium in the middle of the ring, he waits for the gazzy chants to subside

g: I may be bruised, I may be beaten, but I did exactly what I was going to do. I saved 6CW from the chaotic Engel Harlequin. I said I would cost him his contract because he cost me the TV title, but in truth I didn't just do this for me, I did this for every single superstar backstage, and more importantly I did this for every gazaholic, every 6CW fan who pays their hard earned money to watch real superstars, not some circuis dropout who is a few grapes short of a full bunch

the gazzy chants start up again in the audience

g: it was difficult, I'm not going to lie, as you can see he hasn't exactly left me 100%, but that was Engels biggest fault. You've got to choose your targets carefully, and when Engel chose me he didn't account for the heart and persistance, he didn't account for just how much fight the human highlight reel, the history maker gazzyD had.

H: And he obviously didn't account for the fact gazzy is a phony and had to rely on hospital staff to poison Engel for him to get the win

g: and just like footballers exchange jerseys at the end of a match as a souvenir of the game, I too decided to take a trophy, something that I know Engel holds dearly, and I have it here with me tonight. Ladies and gentlemen I present to you....

he rips the cover off the stand

H: Hey thats Mr Bat. gazzy has stolen one of Engels most prized possessions, and dare I say one of Engels closest friends

JT: well Engel did take two of gazzys

g: thats right, as recognition that gazzy has saved this company from a lunatic, I have awarded myself the very thing Dear old Engel held closest. I don't understand his obsession to be honest, but me taking it is going to drive him cra....well more crazy.

crowd: gazzy x5

g: and you'd think that having rid 6CW of one its most psychotic, most chaotic, most mentally unstable stars, that management would give gazzy the night off, but that wouldn't be fair to you paying fans, plus who would boost the ratings in my absence? No they're put me up against the Extreme Champion, the man in pink, the so called Icon Lex Hart.

the crowd boo at the mention of Lex's name

Lex, newsflash I'm still in the hunt for gold in this company. When I beat you next week, I think I'll show I deserve a shot, who knows if we want to see how Extreme you really are, maybe Mr Bat may get involved

a sadistic smile spreads across gazzys face as the crowd chant his name and the scene fades