Semi Final 1
Daniel Reilly Vs Lex Hart
Semi Final 2
Hero Vs Steve Jones
The winners will advance to face each other to crown the first ever 6CW UK Champion
AJ Henderson is relaxing backstage after Escalation enjoying a cup of tea with the crew
AJ" Wow, what an amazing show.I can't wait for Hammertime.Nights like tonight are why i'm in this business"
Smashing glass can be heard in the corridor AJ"What the.........."
The door to the rest area is flung open, a chair is thrown through the open door narrowly missing a sound engineer.
A red face Lex Hart appears at the doorway
LH"Where is the little weasel?"
AJ tries to hide behind a colleague
LH"Not you ,you pathetic waste of space,I'm talking about S.R.A, the wrestling equivalent of a chocolate teapot".
AJ stutters as he struggles to answer "Ssssssorry I haven't seen him"
LH"Well hopefully he's done us all a favour and left 6CW early.The boy isn't fit to tie my boot laces. Tonight I had the Saint right where I wanted him but then S.R.A's overwhelming incompetence came shining through!!"
A young backstage hand wearing a "The Saint is God" T-shirt begins to speak
"Looked to me like the Saint had your number again"
AJ shoots a look at the impetulant roadie
LH"Oh is that right, and what fountain of wrestling wisdom did they find you in"
AJ"Sorry Lex, he didn't mean it, he's a little jumpy from all the sugar in the Battenberg"
Lex swipes him arm across the table and the china tea set crashes to the floor
Lex takes a step forward and gets in the face of the cocky staff member
LH"You mark my words boy, your Hero is on my list, I'll make sure he gets exactly what he deserves, he may have got lucky tonight but class is permanent and sooner or later I will teach him that he was wrong to pick a fight with Lex Hart"
AJ tries to take the attention from his colleague by drifting into Interviewer mode and asks Lex a question
AJ"Shouldn't you be concentrating on your match at Hammertime rather than running around backstage smashing crockery"
AJ gulps loudly as he soon realises the question wasn't worded in a way that could diffuse the situation.
Lex turns his focus to AJ, and rubs his chin pensively
LH"Mmmmm don't you worry about me AJ.I am fully focused on Daniel Reilly. Tonight Daniel , I applaud you "
Lex sarcastically slow hand claps
LH" Tonight you out thought Avalon all by yourself, but then out thinking an idiot even for you isn't a difficult task but at Hammertime Mr Reilly I am sorry to say that even with the combined brain power of Evolution you are no match for me.
I am a genius, I have an I.Q ten points higher than Einstein you failed youre eleven plus
I was trained in the dungeon, I am an expert in all forms of wrestling
You earnt a living on the street and your special moves........., well should only be seen after encryption
My family has produced some of the wrestling greats generation after generation
Your family have their own section on the Police's most wanted website
Daniel you are destined for failure where I was born into greatness
Simply put, I am a winner and you are a loser and at Hammertime nothing can stop the inevitable happening
I will become the new 6CW UK Champion".
Lex begins to leave the room but turns as though he has forgotten something
"Oh AJ, sorry for spoiling your tea party"
AJ" You Have'n...................."
Before the words are out of his mouth Lex slams a lemon meringue pie into AJ's face and leaves the rest area
Lex's laughter can be heard from the corridor as AJ is left scraping pie from his face
Steve Jones is in his lockeroom shortly after the end of Escalation.
The camera is looking around the room, focusing on various items of interest.
Steve Jones: Oy camera man, what are you doing? The only thing worth pointing the camera at in this room is me!
The camera man quickly focuses the camera onto the face of "The Liverpudlian Warrior" Steve Jones.
Steve grabs a microphone and begins to speak.
Steve Jones: I will finally be making my PPV debut at Hammertime, where I will become the first ever 6CW UK Champion. At Escalation this evening, Henry Lloyd suggested that he considered the favourite to be Hero. This suggestion did make me laugh. Yes Hero is a 5 time world champion but this was in the past. Hero is well past his best and I will proove this in our semi final. I will make quick work of Hero, just like I did with JP Anderson in the quater finals. I am still undefeated in 6CW and this steak will continue for a long time after Hammertime. I like being an underdog. No-one expects me to win, apart from myself. When I hit the DDT, you don't get up. Simple as that.
Steve Jones takes in some liquid and continues:
Steve Jones: In the final I dont care who I face out of Daniel Reilly and Lex Hart. I have done my research on both wrestlers. I know their strengths, but most important I know their weakness's. I will take full advantage of these weakness's and capitalise on any mistakes that either might make. I am at an advantage in being new in the company. No-one knows much about me. They don't know much about my in ring abilities as the majority of my matches have ended before I had to really try.
Steve Jones: I am a proud Liverpudlian and I will become the first 6CW UK Champion. It's destiny.
The camera fades as Steve sits down to think.
The camera switches to Hero’s locker-room where he sits upon a lavish leather chaise long whilst watching Spongebob Squarepants and drinking a Woo Woo. Behind him is a huge portrait of him grinning inanely with the words ‘And on the 8th Day God created Hero’
Hero: Listen up monkeynuts. Who hap on about that Hero is past it, that my 5 WORLD titles are yesterday’s news. Er rewind. Each and every one of those titles was won within the last 18 months. My last World title? 3 weeks ago. Jeez if Hero is fading already from that then Hero might as well pack it up now and wheel myself off to the OAP farm.
You say you’re undefeated in 6CW. Breaking news fuzzbucket. So is Hero. So that means that one of us is losing that streak. And unfortunately you got the short straw.
You say you like being the underdog.
Good for you.
Underdog is just another term for not good enough
Hero though is the top dog, the head honcho, the big cheese, THE ALPHA MALE!
There ain’t no second best for Hero, there ain’t no maybe, possibly, try, could be philosophy with Hero.
Hero is, Hero does, Hero gets.
You say you’re at an advantage because no-one knows about you.
No-one cares about you.
You slip under the radar, you fail to excite, you fail to ignite.
Everyone though knows about Hero.
And everyone knows that come Hammertime Hero will be 6CW’s first ever UK Champion.
Oh and one last thing...Proud Liverpudllian? Is there such a thing?