Ok will try this idea for Escalation and see how it works.

Please post your promo's below for this weeks Escalation card.

The camra is in a locker room looking at the 6CW World Heavyweight Title,it begins to pan out and shows Median standing there staren at the camra.

MN:So this is what it has come to Me the World Heavyweight champion.....NO..no THE longest World Heavyweight Champion to date here in 6CW and it looks like after months of torment months of failing i finally get yet another chance at the infomous Cobra,I told you along time ago that i don't like you Cobra but i do respect you for what you have achived the fact you have beaten me everytime we have faced one another.....

MN:But that comes to an end this time you see i've seen what Mr.Crowley is capable of and i seen what he did to you at Crossfire,your mind is not focused on me,your mind is not focused on the Heavyweight Championship so at Escalation that defeat streak will end and i will have shown again the Dominance against everyone and if your really lucky there may not be a table in your future......but i dont believe your that lucky Cobra and Rose you keep an eye on this match cause the pain your in im gonna make you wish you stayed away from 6CW after your hit and run.

You will remember the name.

You will feel the pain.

WE ARE THE DOMINION.....PREPARE TO BE DOMINATED.

Lex Hart is sat backstage his eyes glued to a T.V monitor that is showing a highlight reel of his previous encounters with A.J Harvey and The Saint.

Lex is shaking his head and tutting out loudly
"Schoolboy error!!, what a rookie mistake, my god how stupid are these two!!"

The cameraman eager for the scoop gets too close and bumps Lex on the shoulder

LH "What the ...., wow with stealth abilities like that you should be hanging round the ladies dressing rooms 24/7 ha ha"

" I guess you're looking for a quote now that you have interrupted me studying"

The Camera moves up and down as if nodding

LH" Well luckily for you my high I.Q guarantees a quick and witty retort for the 6CW universe good thing you're not talking to A.J Harvey and The Saint as you'd be either covered in spit or bored to death or both.

But I digress, after all, the faults of those two are so obvious you don't need me pointing them out, it's almost to easy, like shooting fish in a barrel so I will leave it now only to say I have had a thought about a possible tag team name for my opponents and have settled on the window lickers any better ideas from my billions of admirers can be emailed to me at theicon@6CW.com ha ha ha

But seriously
Lex Hart grabs the camera and pulls it in close
"I have had enough of you two getting in my face, at Escalation you will be taught a wrestling lesson by the best in the game, the smartest man in the squared circle, you will be put in you're rightful place as victims"

Lex returns to the monitor as it shows The Saint costing A.J Harvey his place in the UK Championship competition

LH"Mmmmmm not on the same page there were you boys. Ha Ha Ha"

The camera fades to black

Steve Jones is in his house watching a replay of Monday Night Escalation.

Steve Jones: Welcome to my home. Lets all remind ourselves of what happened last week on Monday Night Escalation.

The camera focuses on the TV.

Anderson whips Jones into the corner and goes to hit the Divine Intervention (Elijah Express) but Jones moves out of the way and Anderson impacts the corner. As Anderson comes out of the corner, Jones hits a kick to the gut and lays out the Pope with a devastating DDT in the middle of the ring.

Harold: ‘Encore, Encore, Encore.’

The camera cuts to the ramp where Hero gets to his feet and Shinobi is lying face up on the ramp. Jones and Hero exchange glances as the show cuts to commercial.

The camera refocuses on Steve Jones:

Steve Jones: As you can see all it takes is for me to hit the DDT and the match is over. I left JP Anderson on his back last week and I will do the same this week. I will hit the DDT, the ref will count to three and I will be making my way into the semi finals. Simple as that. It doesnt matter who I face out of Hero and Shinobi Blackbeard as the result will be the same either way - another win.

I WILL be the first UK Title champion!!! I know it and so does everyone else!!!

The scene fades to darkness.

the camera cuts back to the 6CW arena and Hero's locker room where he's polishing his 6WE World Title.

Hero: Oi Jones, listen up monkeynuts!
Everyone knows you'll be the first UK Champion?
Which everyone is this?
Hero did some research into this wild claim early on the street to find out.
Roll VT!

*the camera cuts to video of earlier in the day, Hero is shown outside Primark in his spandex pants*

Hero: Excuse me Mrs Heromaniac! Do you know who the first UK Champion will be?

Woman: At what?

Hero: Why 6CW of course!

Woman: Never heard of it? Is this for charity? I already give to Wateraid!

Hero: No my little Heroholic! Do you know who Steve Jones is then?

Woman: Oooh yes, he's that lovely looking man off the tele ain't he! Does the links between Hollyoaks! He could sit on my settee anyday!

The video finishes and it cuts back to Hero in his locker room.

Hero: So conclusive proof there folks. Not everyone knows that Steve Jones will become the 1st UK Champion.

And one more thing Jones.

If you're really going to do interviews from your house, tidy up!
We can see a copy of Welsh Wives Weekly under the sofa, let over takeaway on the side and don't even get me started on the wallpaper!

Steve Jones is still sat in his house, watching Hero's short film.

Steve Jones: I have a message for you Hero.

Steve Jones: My plan is working. I have managed to distract you from your training and your next opponent. All you are worried about is trying to proove me wrong. You will now loose your next fight due to being underprepared. I have basically cost you your chance of becoming the first ever UK Title Champion. That is not the only thing I will be taking from you however, I will also make your fans turn against you, after they see the other side of you. The side i see. I will ruin your carrer and I will ruin your life. When this happens you will no longer be a hero, you will be a failure.

Steve Jones: And Hero if you want to have a look at my copy of Welsh Wives Weekly all you have to do is ask. I highly recommend it..!

Mr Crowley is watcing replays of the tag match at Crossfire, smiling while he does so.

Crowley: Ah, a thing of beauty, the destruction of that low life has been Cobra. I think i showed you pretty clearly what kid of force I am in 6CW. But I have more presing matters this week. Ryan Rose. Now i have seen the video of our tag team match over and over, and it is quite clear to say, you are in no way properly conditioned for a match. So it would be a bad idea for you to even turn up at our match at Escalation. But i know you Rose, you have more guts than brains, so you will turn up to our match anyway, now i respect a man like that, i respect a man ready to fight to the bitter end. However this will be your down fall, as I will beat you senseless, and will pick up a very impresive victory. So Roe if you have a brain in your head you won't turn up to our match, but if you do turn up, you will make me do a favour for Median, by making sure you are in no state to ever wrestle again, let alone at Hammertime. Oh and one more thing, Median, I will have done you two favours by the time Escalation has finished, I will have made your match against Cobra a pretty simple win, and I will have given you an assured victory againt Roe at the Pay Per View, so one day I will expect something in return for my help to you.

Mr Crowley then turns back to the screen and a smile comes across his face as he watceh himself powerbomb Cobra onto the steps.

Dicey is sitting in a dark room staring at the bottle of Whiskey in front of him and is about to reach out and open it as AJ Henderson knocks at the door and enters the room

AJ: Hey Dicey, you ok, I just wanted to let you know that I think it sucks what Diesel did to you at CrossFire

DR: Why would I care what you think, why would I care what anybody thinks anymore, F... the lot of ya from now on its just me and Bettsie again and thats the way its gonna stay, they all screwed me, I brought them from crying and pissing their pants in the lockeroom to glory and what did they do HUH HUH? stabbed me in the back as usual...........

AJ: But at least you get to get your own back at Escalation

DR: What are you talking about?

AJ: Did you not see the Match Card? your teaming up with Team Phenom against Revolution and Diesel

DR: (Dicey turns and looks at AJ who can only see Dicey's eyes and backs off) So the Gods of old haven't abandoned this old Celtic Warrior hahahaha (Dicey grips Bettsie and picks up the bottle of whiskey) here take it and put it somewhere safe Dicey has some fighting to do and you can tell Skippy and El Gimpo that they can take anyone but Big D is mine and he'll remember the day he crossed me

Dicey pushes past AJ and heads towards the parking lot leaving AJ looking worried

(Prodigy is watching the interview Dicey gave from one of 6CW's many monitors.)

Prodigy: Hold it, hold it. El Gimpo?! C'mon Dicey, at least be a little bit more creative. Skippys an alright name, but El Gimpo? Jeez, this is the thanks I get for watching your back in the match on Monday?If it is I know next time then I won't even bother turning up!

I'm joking, we all know it'd be too over the top to deprive this fantastic crowd of seeing the Paramount Phenom teaming up with The Incredible and Hazardous Hunks. Wow, see Dicey, you fit right into Team Phenom. All you need is some skill in the squared circle and you could even become a full time member!

(Prodigy laughs to himself.)

Prodigy: Oh, and I suppose I best thank Saint for laying that idiot Lex Hart out for me. Not that I needed the help, but you have no idea of the satisfaction I get from seeing complete numb-nuts like himself getting what they deserve.

But it's not Lexxy that I'm against this week- nope it's Unleaded, Micky the idiot and Faultless. I'm sure you guys are much scarier in person than you sound- because with names like yours you sound like a baddy out of a kiddy pantomine.

Max and I have a big match at Hammertime, you could be seeing Team Phenom getting one more chance against Creative Control- and we know you all want that! And just to make sure Dominion don't think we'll be pushovers, I suggest you watch Escalation closely this week to make sure you know exactly what you've got yourself involved with.

The future's bright... the future's Phenomenal!

Prodigy finishes his speech as Max Adamson appears behind him, the crowd cheers and Max makes Prodigy jump by slapping his back;

Max: Hey El Gimpo! How's it hanging? Listen, I think it'd be a wise idea for us to spend some time together, become one hell of an awesome tag team, and push on from there, what do you think?

Prodigy: I think you just want to know what it's like to win a 6CW match...

(Max looks frustrated)

Prodigy: I'm kidding! We've got Dicey Reilly on our side for Escalation and at Hammertime...

Max: I know fella, I saw, it seems Team Phenom will still have the chance to prove we are World beaters!

I can see it in 5 years time, Team Phenom - The Movie! With Max Adamson played by Hugh Jackman, and Prodigy played by, er, Danny DeVito...

Hold it, don't get upset, I can joke around too! Hell, we are Team Phenom, the only Phenoms in 6CW, nay the World! You've got Prodigy, the Masked Phenom, the high-flying, risk taking, body popping, suicide dropping fans' second favourite!

Prodigy: Second favourite?

Max: Well obviously, because alongside that man is the Incredible Hunk, the Australian Phenom, the only ever Australian Champion, greatest European Champion of all time, all powerful, all dominating, all hunky, fans' number one favourite, Max Adamson!

(The crowd cheer again)

Max: And I don't care if we're paired up with some raging alcoholic Irishman, I must congratulate the writing staff on that gimmick by the way ;)

Dicey Reilly wants Diesel?

What if Max Adamson or Prodigy want Diesel?

Prodigy, you and I are calling the shots, you stand alongside me and we both tell Dicey Reilly to watch his mouth and wait in line behind Team Phenom, Boom, Boom, Pow!

(The crowd cheers as Dicey Reilly stands behind Max Adamson)

Prodigy: Well Max, now's your chance to tell him...

(Dicey makes Max jump by slapping his back!)

Max: Dicey, buddy, good to see you... Er, all prepared for Monday? Good, Prodigy here had something to tell you... Gotta go!

(Max ignores Prodigy calling his name as he walks off to the 6CW Bar and Lounge area)

The camera cuts back to Hero who this time is lounging on a lilo in his pool whilst sipping a Woo Woo.

Seeing the camera's on him he spits half his woo woo into the pool.

Hero: Next time tell we're rolling you buffoon!

A guy off camera mumbles an apology.

Hero: Now where were we?
Oh yes, the guy that Hero will face after he's disposed of Pirate Ninja or Ninja Pirate or Ninja Pirate Cowboy Zombie or whatever weird hybrid he is.
Steve T4 Jones.
Seriously you're a wrestler called Steve Jones?
What sort of name is that for a wrestler?
Hailing from deepest darkest Rhyl....Steeeeeeeve Jooooooonnnnnessss.
Doesn't kind of do it does it?
Like look at me.
The Chosen One
The Alpha Male
The Best Frickin Thing in the World Today
The 5 time and I repeat 5 time World Champion
Hero
You say you're gonna turn all the Heroholics and Heromaniacs against me?
What with?
Wrestling skills? Witty banter? Ability to hold stimulating conversation? A finisher that people chant time after time? Personality?
Coz Hero has them maxed to 11 already. So unless you can offer them a free subscription to TVX Hero thinks you'll be outta luck.
Under prepared for Shinobi?
How prepared does a 5 time world champ need to be for a guy who says Gaaaar a lot?
See Hero ain't come to 6CW to make up the numbers. Hero is here for one thing and one thing only.
Titles.
And Hero gets what Hero wants.

Sohail enters the locker room watching The Saint screwing AJ Harvey

Sohail "Wow AJ That was a class performance in your first match in 4 weeks , wow what a show :blink: :unsure: ,,, u sucked ,, typical Harvey losing matches , at hammertime its gonna be me vs you in my last match ever in 6cw or is it :ph43r: "

Sohail swicthes the TV Off

Sohail " on monday lex hart will be my partner , the so called cousin of bret hart , i dont need him and AJ u jus watch me kicking your ass "

Sohail exits the locker room

The lights go out in the arena and then suddenly for the speakers 'Just Close your eyes begins to play. The lights come back on and Ryan Rose is in the ring. He is wearing his ring gear and his stomach is all bandaged up. Rose doesn't look every happy but the fans are still cheering and going crazy in the ring.

Rose: On Crossfire, Medain you badly injured me. You showed me no mercy when i was in pain you couldn't beleive. I could feel the damage you cause me as your pounded me time after time. I could see the blood dripping from my mouth and spilling onto the floor. I could see the dark on again. Right at the end of the tunnel. Medain, for the second time this year you have taken me to a dark place. A place where death himself in the master. To a place Medain, where you are the favoured son. You are the one with all the advantages and the one with all the cards.

But Median from that night i have realised something. All this time i have been trying to play fair. Lead by example. When you down and out end the match there and then. Keep things fair and simple. When your hurt allow the medic to help you. But i see know. That that is no the way you see things. You only understand pain and suffering. You see everyone as Prey and no-one as a predetor. Well guess what Medain i my be wounded and death itself may be calling for be. But i will not allow you to be the one who sends me to that place again. The time for talking is over. You will see Median that i can be as dark and destructive as yourself. I am going to show you no mercy, i am going to show you what it is like to be an inch for the true dark lord of death himself. Medain.... i am going to show you what happens when you injure the King of the Pride.

But thats all for later because tonight i face Mr Crowly. The TV Champion. Well kid take a long... a very long look. Because this is what you need to be to be a world champion. You need to be like the Captain himself. I am the bench mark for this entire company no matter what Medain says. I was one of the first world champions in this company. I Main Evented Night of Glory and was unbeaten in this company for 3 MONTHS. And i Have also never lost a title. So Crowly on Monday you get into the Ring with the Master, the Reflection of Perfection...

Harold: Why does he keep calling himself that. That was JJ Johnsons nickname.

Rose: The Captain of Charisma, thee Red Rose. And i will prove that i can show no mercy.

Just as Rose is about to leave the ring, Mr Crowley by Ozzy Osbourne begins to play, and then Crowley appears on the tron.

Crowley: Ryan, Ryan, Ryan. You tell me to look at you, and what do i see, a former champion. A man who is a shadow of hi former self. You are no longer a champion, you are just a punk, you are no better than all of these pathetic people in the audience.

Crowd boo loudly

Crowley: (smirking) Are you quite finished?

Crowd boo even louder and starting chanting for Ryan Rose

Crowley: You see Rose, you see what you have become. You are now a crowd pleaser, you always have to do what is right. That is why you cannot be a dark and evil man. Whereas I very much am. I am the man who is going to end Cobra's career at Hammertime, and i will end your career at Escalation if you don't manage to keep your mouth shut.

Crowd boo again

Crowley: Oh and one final thing Ryan, you talk about being a champion, but only one of u has a championship, is it you? Wait no, that would be me, the mot evil man on 6CW. See you at our match Ryan Rose, it may well be your last

Mr Crowley laughs as his theme kicks in, and the screen goes blank, leaving Rose standing in the ring.

In a locker room a figure is sitting on one of the chairs a black hood covering his head.

??:So this is it.....this is were we have come to from an injury of one to a vicious attack on another,the darkness consumes us all one way or another,it comes to us when we lest expect it and in the end the darkness takes us.......and the release,giving in to it eases everything makes things alot easier to do things that we would never have thought we were capable of,beating a guy down seeing blood drip from them and still not show emotion of remorse beinging mercy to them,Rose you do not know what the darkness is like when it consumes you......and for two long it has taking the best of people.

The figure looks up to the camera and shows Median face under the hoodie.

MN:My point to this Rose is you are not yet ready to face me for the championship the darkness most consume you first and only then will you yarn the need for victory only then will you be ready to walk into the darkness and face your fears.....i will give you credit Rose you are beginning to learn how this game is played your learning what is needed to go into battle and the thing you need to learn is the Answers the stop you from succeeding the questions that plague you are still unknown to you and when you find out those Answers only then will you accept the darkness and forget of the emotions that hold you back only then will you be able to stand face to face as two warriors go into battle.

MN:Time is running against you Rose in order to be ready you must go to a place where you have never been before deep inside of you to find the killer instint of yours with nothing to hold you back with the questions Answered then you are ready to look in the eyes of the beast and tame him.

MN:Right now this makes no sense to you but that time will come and then all this will make you walk in to the path of Darkness......Rose the time is approching be prepared.

Median puts head back down and looks onto the ground,the camera fades

Steve Jones is walking along backstage when Aj Henderson walks round the corner straight into the path of Steve. Due to the fear of being ran over by a much larger person Aj jumps out of the way.

Steve Jones: What is your problem? Don't you have a home to got to?

Aj Henderson: This is my home. 6CW is my life.

Steve Jones: Um.. Ok then.

Steve Jones grabs the microphone from the hand of Aj and turns to face the camera.

Steve Jones: Hero you say that the one and only reason you came to 6CW was to win titles? Im sorry to say that the UK title won't be one of them. I am born and bred in liverpool, England. I am the greatest wrestler to come out of this country ever and it only makes sense that i should be the first UK Title Champion. It is destiny. I don't care if not everyone knows this yet, but they will do. As you know the semi finals and final of the UK Title Championship are due to happen at HammerTime, live on PPV. This will be my oppotunity to show the world who I am all about. I will quickly beat either Hero or Shinobi Blackbeard in the semi final so that I am as fresh as possible for the final. It doesn't matter if its Daniel Reilly, Avalon or anyone else. I will beat them and become champion.

Steve gives the microphone back to Aj Henderson and walks off out of sight.

Aj Henderson: Interesting views there from Steve Jones. Back to you in the studio.

Dicey looks at Prodigy and smiles

DR: Have you got a problem El Gimpo huh? (Dicey pokes him in the chest)

Prodigy shakes his and steps backwards

DR: I dont care how awesome your team is.....

Prodigy: Its Team Phenom......

DR: What ever, you 2 clowns better be as good as they say and keep Perfect and "Canadian No3" Logan out of my way so I can get my hands Diesel and maybe il do business with you again, now get your stupid mask out of my face i have things to do

Prodigy moves out of Diceys way

Prodigy: Phew!!!

The doors of the 6CW arena swing open.
Cobra walks in with his ribs heavily bandaged.

Sally Hendrix approaches him.

Sally: Cobra, are you sure you're able to compete in your condition?

Cobra: Sally, Sally, Sally, it doesn't matter what condition I'm in, I'm still the Icon of 6CW, I'm still the best wrestler working today and I'm still more than capable of beating any loser who's stupid enough to step in the ring with me and once again I go one on one with the 6CW World Heavyweight champion a man who's holding a title which is rightfully mine, No matter what happens here in 6CW it always seems to lead back to Cobra vs Median, in our past battles Median and I have beaten the hell out of each other but I always win, the so called "best 6CW has to offer" simply can't beat me and he never...ever will! Median once again you will fall victim to the Snakebite, once again I will defeat you and once again I will prove that I AM the best 6CW has to offer. Median you and I featured on 6CW's first ever ppv, the supershow known as Night of Glory, the biggest event of the year, the prize the 6CW Television championship and that fateful night I etched my name in the history books as the first ever 6CW TV champion! Then just before Resistance I pinned you 1...2...3 right in the middle off the ring and yet you still hold that championship that you don't deserve, the world title is reserved for the best in the business and everyon knows that's me! So on Escalation Median you'll still be the world champion but your going to walk out of the arena knowing you just got your ass kicked by the best 6CW has to offer!

Sally: Also at HammerTime you have the opportunity to reclaim the TV title when you face Mr.Crowley.

Cobra: Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about Crowley, listen Crowley you may have injured me on CrossFire but do you honestly think that a few broken ribs is goign to keep me down, Crowley it is physically impossible for you to defeat me, I don't care how many Jacknife powerbombs you hit I'm going to get right back up and kick your ass! I worked my ass of to bring pride and prestige to the TV title but in a moment at Beachfront Brawl you took all that away when you screwed JJ Johnson and stole that title! Engoy it while it lasts the countdown to HammerTime is on! I made you bleed once and I'm heel bent on doing it again, you can consult with Lucifer and get him to give as manny massages with "extras" you want but your reign as TV champion will come to an abrupt end when you run into a brick wall known simply as the greatest wrestler in the world Cobra! You keep drinking that tomato juice and reading those books down in your parents basement enjoy your last moments as the TV champion because the first evr TV champion is about to become the first ever two time TV champion!

Cobra walks down the hallway and opens the door to his lockeroom.

Mr Crowley watches cobra's comments on a monitor in his room.

Crowley: (sarcastically) You know Cobra, words hurt. (He then shakes his head and a smile comes across his face), say what you want about me, it just proves that I have got under your skin. Say what you like about my lord satan, why would he care what a worthless underling like yourself would have to say. You think I live in a basement, you know where I am in the building, why don't you come down to my locker room, and try some "tomato juice", and then we wouldn't have to wait till hammertime, to beat the holy hell out of each other.

Crowley then examines the TV Title on his shoulder, and then looks back across at the camera.

Crowley: You say i took away the pride and prestige of this belt. That is the one part I don't understand. If anything I am bringing pride and presteige to this belt. After all, it has been held by you and JJ Johnson, 2 of the most vile and pathetic wrestlers in the business today. If I were you Cobra, I would be concentrating on your match at Escalation against Median, as you will be lucky to get out of that match alive, let alone be able to face me at Hammertime.
One final thing Cobra, I would keep a close eye on my match against Rose at Escalation, because then at least, you will see how a true champion competes.

Mr Crowley looks down, and faces towards the fire in his room, and the camera cuts out

Median is in his locker room with Ba'al and Serapis.The entire Dominion looking pleassed.

MN:Finaly the first words from the infamous Cobra have been spoken and yes it has come down to it yet again Cobra and Median face each other once again,Cobra this between you and i started in a tornament for the TV Championship and you walked away the victor indeed and then a second time around and the tables had turned for i was the champion and you walked away the victor yet again but the difference is I AM STILL CHAMPION.

MN:I still the World Heavyweight Champion last week myself and Mr.Crowley showed you had Rose that there is only one way to show your the best and thats why you walk around with you ribs in bandages.....why Rose was spiting blood,Cobra no one knows you better in the ring than i.We have gone through hell and back when we fought each other.

MN:By the end of Escalation Cobra your winning streak against me will end and seen as though your ribs are nicely taped i may take Mr.Crowleys advice and see how exactly you will make it to Hammertime as there may in fact be a table in your future.

MN:And Rose i will be watching your match against Mr.Crowley real closely and should Crowley leave any part of you left for me at Hammertime well i guess i will finish you of once and for all,Rose you are not ready to face me not yet the demons still surround you and hold you back from the instinct that drives you to your goal.

MN:Rose.....Cobra.....You will remember the name.
You will feel the pain.

BA'AL: WE ARE THE DOMINION PREPARE TO BE DOMINATED.

'Phenomenom' by LL Cool J plays and the crowd cheer as Max Adamson and Prodigy walk out to a rapturous reception from the fans.

They strike a pose in a Nash and Michaels fashion, and both are in their wrestling attire, Prodigy in Gold Trousers and mask, Max in Gold shorts and a Gold jacket. They get into the ring and pose for the fans on opposite turnbuckles;

Max: Wow! What a reception for two of the most Phenomeninal Superstars in the world of Wrestling, for those of you who don't know, i'm the Incredible Hunk, the Australian Phenom, Max Adamson, and my partner is, some guy in a mask?

(Prodigy stares at Adamson)

Max: I'm kidding, chillax... My partner is the death defying, risk taking, Masked Phenom, and all round nice guy, (to crowd) it's true, he is a nice guy...

...Prodigy!

(The crowd chant 'Team Phenom' over and over)

Max: That's right, aka Team Phenom, aka the second ever 6CW Tag Team Champions! Once Creative Control and Revolution have finished bickering over who wins them for the first time, that is...

And speaking of Revolution...

The revolting threesome, worse than Lembit Opik and the Cheeky Girls, we're all seen the video folks... Perfect Jack, Mike Logan and WOO WOO, Diesel!

Prodigy: Woo woo?

Max: Yeah, as in his and Hero's favourite drinks, i've heard that Drake nearly had to release SRA from his contract to cover the loss in Cranberry Juice from the 6CW bar...

Prodigy: I don't know what's worse, what you just said or the fact you know Cranberry Juice goes in a Woo Woo!

Max: Be reasonable Prod-diggity, i'm Australian, you think i've never worked in a bar before?!

Prodigy: Prod-diggity?

Max: Just go with it...

Prodigy: Ri-ight... Anyway, Perfect Jackonary, Mike "Don't call me Hulk" Logan and Mister Chuggington, get ready to meet two of the deadliest men in wrestling today!

Max: And Prodigy...

Prodigy: Well I was going to say "And Dicey Reilly", but whatever...

Max: Sorry to interrupt, but speaking of Dicey Reilly, i'll take your minds back to last week, when we EXCLUSIVELY revealed on 6CW TV, that Team Phenom were looking for that elusive third wheel, and the debut of 'Bodyguard Idol'!

Well despite his unwillingness to socialise with us, the fact he's one of the biggest loners on the planet, and the fact he's completely against being part of Team Phenom right now, the first contestant on 'Bodyguard Idol' is Dicey Reilly!

His audition, so to speak, is in our 6 man match on Escalation, Dicey wants Diesel to himself? Work as a team Dicey, and the rewards will follow. We take on all three, but to be honest, leaving the P-Star and myself with Jack and Logan spells nothing but bad news for those two Punktards, they want to focus on Enforcer and Oedipus?

No chance, in Team Phenom, you've got the worst possible warm-up for a Tag Team Title match, and we will prove why we are the Tag Team everyone's talking about, and if by chance you do walk out of Hammertime as Tag Team Champions, Team Phenom will beat Domi, er, Doma, screw it, the guys we're facing at Hammertime, march right up to you chumps and beat you for those Titles.

If you don't, it'll be down to, in part, the beatdown from Team Phenom!

Prodigy: Can I speak now?

Max: Sure!

Prodigy: Logan, Jack, Diesel, you might have got your hands dirty with Dicey Reilly, but you have to raise your game to beat Max Adamson and the Highest Flying...

Crowd: PHENOM!

Prodigy: Because we are Team...

Crowd: PHENOM!

Max: That's all you had to say? Pre-empting the crowd to say...

Crowd: PHENOM!

Prodigy: Well I can't help it if the crowd want to shout the word...

Crowd: PHENOM!

Max: I suppose we'd better put an end to this segment with one sentence made famous by the second most popular Tag Team in Wrestling history, Logan, Jack, Diesel, prepare to be out-thought, outclassed, outwitted, outwrestled, out-Hunked, and out-Phenomed, by the team of Prodigy and Max Adamson, Team...

Crowd: PHENOM!

Max: ...And if you're not down with that, i've got two words for ya...

Crowd: Suck it!

Max: Whoa there, we're not that way inclined, I mean, we're good friends, but I completely draw the line at Phenom on Phenom sex...

Prodigy: Get ready Revolution, for the Team of Extreme, the Pair who are "out there"...

Max: ...But not in that way...

Prodigy: ...Team Phenom.

Max: Boom Boom Pow!

Prodigy: Er, sure, why not...

(Max and Prodigy SPIANAMF once more, and make their way to the back as 'Phenomenom' by LL Cool J plays once again)

A limozine is shown pulling up in the parking lot in the space that is marked Reserved.

As the engine of the car is turned off, the driver is seen getting out of the front and walking to the back and opening the door. As the door is opened, Revolution is seen getting out.

They are then shown walking to the doors which are labeled with a sign "6CW locker rooms"

As they walk through the door, they are confronted by Sally Hendrix.

Perfect Jack: Walk ahead guys ill handle this interview.

Mike Logan and Daniel Reilly walk on to Revolution's locker room.

Sally Hendrix: During your semi final tag team tournament the 6CW audience were shocked to their spines on Diesel betraying Dicey Reilly, what are your thoughts on this?

Perfect Jack: Diesel made the right decision dumping that Perfect loser Dicey, it was only a matter of time before it happened.

Sally Hendrix: Now this week on Escalation you team up with Diesel against Team Phenom and Dicey Reilly, your thoughts?

Perfect Jack: Ive seen team phemon comments through the tv in our limo, your comments dont matter to me because everyone in this company knows Revolution is better than Team Phenom. As for Dicey, your a perfect loser no one wants to team with you anymore, you might as well go to main office and ask for your contract to be cut. Ive told you before and ill tell you again, im Perfect and your not.

Perfect Jack hands the microphone back to Sally as he picks up his bag and walks to Revolution's locker room.